Ear

Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class.

He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence.

The teacher asked him to spell the word, "ear."

Little Johnny stood up and proudly said, "Ear. E. A. R."

Then to use it in a sentence, he pretended to take a big hit off a joint and then while pretending to have his lungs full of smoke he pretended to pass the joint to little Suzy and said, "Ear!"