A first-grade class is having a game of "Name That Animal".

The teacher held up a picture of a cat.

"What animal is this?" she asked.

"A cat!" said Eddie."Good job! Now, what is this animal?"

"A dog!" said Eddie.

"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a Deer.

The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said,"It's what your mom calls your dad."

"A jerk," called out Eddie.