Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?

He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple.

Two calves that will never become cows.

A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere.

A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything.

Twenty nails that won't hold a board.

A chest that won't hold linen.

Two boobs that won't give milk.

Two buns that won't feed anyone.

A belly button that won't button.

An organ that won't play music.