A Frog Calls A Psychic

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs.

Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?”

“No,” says the psychic. “Next semester in her biology class.”

Ear

As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night time excersises.

Once, I was seated next to a Lieutenant fresh from Jump School.

He was quiet sad looked a bit pale so I struck up a conversation.

“Scared, Lieutenant?” I asked.

He replied, “No, just a bit apperhensive.”

I asked, “What’s the diffrence?”

He replied, “That means I’m scared with a university education.”